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Tuesday, 27 October 2009

  • Halloween........

    I love this ... holiday..

    girls under-dressed, lotta skin, good parties....


    But the main reason i love this date, is because i can get on Craigslist and hire my favorite dominatrix to come over and punish me..
    WITHOUT having to worry about my snooping neighbors.  She can come over with her Knee high boots, whips and gags and what not and guess what?  its a halloween costume!! haha.........take THAT nosy neighbors

    on a brighter note...  i have picked out my costume...
    i dont think anyone else will have the same costume.



    just gotta get some headphones....


Sunday, 11 October 2009

  • Rubber Band Man

    So, Ive been trying to get into shape, biking, running etc..   I ran a 10K on sunday with some friends, and we were having brunch afterwards...

    here is a tidbit of our conversation...

    P- (me)
    "Q"  (friend)
    J   (female friend)


    P- we should run the marine corp marathon.. i think we can do it with some training...
    J-  yeah... we  will need to lubricate ourselves to prevent chaffing...
    P-  yeah i hear some dudes nipples bleed from the friction....
    J- they gave us some samples of creams in the goodie bag...
    Q- Wow..  maybe we should just use rubber bands on our nipples.....
    <awkward silence>
    P- im not sure how big YOUR nipples are, but i dont think rubber bands will fit on my nipples...
    J-  EWWWWWWW
    P-  I hope you meant BAND aids....
    Q- that is what i meant...

    P+J  < not really believing that is what Q meant>
      UH huh.......

    silence for the rest of the brunch..
    haha



Thursday, 01 October 2009

  • not much going on...

    but had a funny conversation today..

     
    a friend of mine is looking for a job as a bartender.. and i just so know the manager in charge of interviewing...

    here is our conversation

    G- (girl)  -  Did he say anything? u think he will call back?
    P    me-     haha how persuasive were u at the interview?
    G             -he didnt ask much
    P            u didnt wear much right?
    G-         was i supposed to wear nothing?
    P-           thats how to succeed at interviews
    G-         it was cold....
    P-         COME Onnnnnnnnnnnn
    G-       i wore decent clothes...
    P-         Sex sells...  and you didnt bring any merchandise???!!!!!
    G            hahaha
    P           keep searching craigslist. Good luck


    Who gets a job bartending in the city dressed as a Nun?  Halloween aint here yet foo!



Thursday, 17 September 2009

  • Everyone has a price.....

    So one night, im out drinking and partying in DC as usual. 
    I meet up with a friend who brought out a girl ive never met before. (she is attractive)
    after drinks are poured all nite, we all get to talking, and she tells us that one time, someone offered her $18,000.00 .. yes 18 THOUSAND dollars to have sex with her.
    And you know what she did??  she turned it down.
    oh yeah, it wasnt a joke.. it wasnt some big personal check like in the movie Semi Pro- " take it to a big bank"  haha  it was a bonafide offer...and she said no.
    Which got me thinking..  what is my price??    there are too many factors, so i wont go into it now.. maybe in another post.

    So, after more and more drinks were being consumed, my courage level was at MAX..I opened up my wallet, pulled out all the cash i had ($83.00) and asked her what i could get with that.
    She eyed me up and down, up and down, thought for a few seconds, and told me.... "$83.00???   $83.00????          I'll look at it..... for 83.00"

    HAhaaa she was so hot that I had to debate for a while, and then reluctantly said no..

    so at the end of the night i had to get a ride home from a friend..  since i had no money for cabfare.
    where did my 83.00 go you ask?      I will never tell.



















Monday, 14 September 2009